i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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