I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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