He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
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ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Houston, we have a squirter
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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