Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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