who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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