he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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