i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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