i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
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