I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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