Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
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just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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