Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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