we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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