youre lurking in front of me
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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