I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
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yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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