dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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