who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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