Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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