Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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