You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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