Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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