there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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