sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We talked him into tasing himself.
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The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
True strength comes from lack of pants
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