Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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