He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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