normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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