Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
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It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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