So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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