Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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