you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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