Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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