i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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