He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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