it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
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So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Dear god my vagina.
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