Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
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I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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