You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
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you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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