bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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