My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
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I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
I think my moral compass just broke
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