isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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