He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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