You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
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We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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