Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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