Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
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C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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