You're earring is so big in my mouth
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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