I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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