TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Someone signed my nipple.
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