So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
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strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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