butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
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Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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