It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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