I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
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Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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