Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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